What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 08:09

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-All the bad guys are black.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
What is one small habit that has transformed your life in unexpected ways?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
A View to a Kill
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Ah so!”
Live and Let Die
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
From Russia With Love
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Is Trump the greatest spiritual leader since Jesus?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
When Kundalini is awakened accidentally, what can be done?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Goldfinger
Is 1500 calories enough for a 5’3 15-year-old who is non-active?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Man with the Golden Gun
Why is it common for guys to sleep with 10-20 women then marry a good girl?
-J W Pepper
Moonraker
-Bond slapping Tracy.
What is your review of X-Men '97 season 1?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Diamonds Are Forever
Why do some children hate their parents?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Dr No
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
What are the most outrageous violations of restaurant buffet etiquette have you seen?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Octopussy
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…